YOU are an update.

Yeah, it's been a while, but what can I say? Sometimes, real life gets in the way and you have to take care of things. I'm going to make an attempt to blog more than once every month and a third, but no promises. For now, you can read something I wrote during this time. I've worked on a lot of other stuff, but this one is all you get for now. I know, I know, you're just sobbing for more. I mean, wHaT? It's late. I'm tired. Enjoy this, despite the haters:

Pelican: Telling Secrets to Anyone Who Will Listen